[Incoming dog lore. Osomatsu scratches under his nose, thinking.]
Well. Like, okay. If dogs are gonna guard that place, they gotta be like, the big lookin' ones. Rottweilers. Ones like that. As for if you can distract 'em, they're probably loyal to their duty, but if you can get a juicy enough bone, you can distract 'em. But they're picky. So you can't just walk in with any ol' bone and make a day of it, ya gotta get the special ones.
Inside there might be smaller ones because some dogs don't look scary? But they're scrappy lil guys. Those are the ones you can more talk down, though.
[Nod nod nod.]
They're all very good boys though. Don't mind getting hugged. [It's cute! The idea makes him beam a little, happy just to think on it.]
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Well. Like, okay. If dogs are gonna guard that place, they gotta be like, the big lookin' ones. Rottweilers. Ones like that. As for if you can distract 'em, they're probably loyal to their duty, but if you can get a juicy enough bone, you can distract 'em. But they're picky. So you can't just walk in with any ol' bone and make a day of it, ya gotta get the special ones.
Inside there might be smaller ones because some dogs don't look scary? But they're scrappy lil guys. Those are the ones you can more talk down, though.
[Nod nod nod.]
They're all very good boys though. Don't mind getting hugged. [It's cute! The idea makes him beam a little, happy just to think on it.]