zenryokubatankyu: installing a cyborg tube in my tuxedo which frequently sprays my ass with various advanced powders (Say your prayers say your prayers)
Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-San ([personal profile] zenryokubatankyu) wrote in [community profile] tabularasa_memes 2020-06-25 07:27 pm (UTC)

[Osomatsu hops to his feet beside the young hero, nodding.]

You got it. Let's see if they're willing to listen to us.

[He keeps the napkin over his hand, though, being very careful around the glass. Noooo more cuts for him, no thanks. He makes his way over to the couple arguing, and he clears his throat.]

'Scuse me? Both of you.

[They're...not listening.]

Hey, couple. Lady and guy.

[Still nothing. He frowns.]

Hey, world's bitchiest couple, listen up! I mean you two, the ones who don't get invited to parties because no one wants to put up with Debra having downed like, 3 bottles of wine before the party actually started because work was such a downer today, and Richard over here ain't got no sympathy 'cause his secretary's got bigger--

[.... Now they're paying attention. He pauses at the intense angry stares his way, and then smiles.]

Finally. Welcome back to Earth.

[He did good.]

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