thelastb1: Roger waves while holding a broom (hello)
R0-GR / Roger Freemaker ([personal profile] thelastb1) wrote in [community profile] tabularasa_memes 2020-12-02 06:05 am (UTC)

R0-GR | Star Wars | Open

[A]

[Deep in the void, but not so far that the parts of the world that have begun to exist are out of sight, one of the few B1 Battle Droids that lives in the era of the Resistance awakens. Very confused, he sits up and rotates his head as far as it will go in both directions, trying to assess his surroundings. Seeing that the mountain is the only landmark in the area, he gets up and begins walking towards it.]

[Soon after, he sees and hears the music on the floor of the void. He looks around, trying to identify the source of the singing, but finds nothing.]
"Hello? Is someone there?" [he asks, with fear evident in his robotic voice. Still, he hesitantly moves forward. At least, until he hears a different sound, one that is more human than the singing of the void. Startled, he shouts,] "Gah! Please don't hurt meeeee!" [and tries to flee. He falls over, however, and and crawls away as quickly as he can before ducking and covering his head, his metallic body seemingly shivering.]

[B]

[R0-GR sits on the floor of the Heavenly Blanc, next to the jukebox, which he has completely taken apart. Still, the jukebox blasts the music as loudly as ever, despite Roger's best efforts to make it stop. He analyzes the machine's internal mechanics, utterly baffled.]

"How did they make technology this primitive so difficult to turn off?"

[Soon after he says that, he is seemingly able to adjust something in a way that causes the Jukebox to stop function.] "Aha!" [He says, but before he can celebrate further, lightning strikes in the distance. The Jukebox zaps Roger in such a way that he is launched into a table, and resumes playing at it's original volume.]

"I give up," [Roger says, dejectedly.]

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