[That's what the tongs are for! You're supposed to use the tongs at buffets, you monster!! Not that anyone can ever be trusted to in the first place, ughβ
He takes an extra step back when he starts getting splashed at, scowling something fierce. Even this much irritation isn't enough to best his curiosity, though. Now he needs to know what this dumb mystery water is. Luckily, Blue does decide to spell it out for him eventually.]
What? [alright, fine, he's checking the stupid lake water. He shoots the other man a cautious glare before inching himself back to the edge, just close enough for him to crouch down and dip a hand in. He's not going to drink from the lake like a lunatic, but he will give the water a sniff.
... okay, yeah, that definitely smells of alcohol. Why, though??]
Fine. Then let me correct my statement: did you even stop to think at all before drinking from an alcoholic lake in the middle of nowhere? Your survival instincts must be nonexistent. This substance could be toxic, or worse.
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He takes an extra step back when he starts getting splashed at, scowling something fierce. Even this much irritation isn't enough to best his curiosity, though. Now he needs to know what this dumb mystery water is. Luckily, Blue does decide to spell it out for him eventually.]
What? [alright, fine, he's checking the stupid lake water. He shoots the other man a cautious glare before inching himself back to the edge, just close enough for him to crouch down and dip a hand in. He's not going to drink from the lake like a lunatic, but he will give the water a sniff.
... okay, yeah, that definitely smells of alcohol. Why, though??]
Fine. Then let me correct my statement: did you even stop to think at all before drinking from an alcoholic lake in the middle of nowhere? Your survival instincts must be nonexistent. This substance could be toxic, or worse.