[a little of his glee fading, he turns his head, pushing up the edge of his hat to show off his ears. yes, they're real, but unlike Alphinaud's, they aren't pointed. letting it snap back into place, he returns his attentions to him] No, but you would be, where I'm from. We don't have elves; people would just assume that it was a costume.
[and that he was a weirdo, for wearing it in public. he might have some leeway in a bigger city like Chicago, for all that he's seen some shit on the L, but still. the point still stands]
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[and that he was a weirdo, for wearing it in public. he might have some leeway in a bigger city like Chicago, for all that he's seen some shit on the L, but still. the point still stands]