Dodging random crap isn't a skill where I come from. It's just breathing.

[If he'd ever seen a single danmaku bullet hell magical spell card battle, he'd understand. Dodging a falling buddha statue wasn't really that big a deal in her mind. As she got to her knees, she finished wheezing and shaking her head.]

Lucky you, not even a piano falling on your head. You get to stand there the whole time. Ugh. did you just show up or something?