Oh goodie. mine is the only reality where all mortals forgot we existed in all Japan apparently. That's wonderful. Great. Tch, gah. Whatever.

We don't exactly pick our bridges up and move them, you know. It's not my job to put it back. And trust me, if you had to deal with an oni, drunk or sober, you wouldn't find it nearly as amusing as you seem to be doing. They're a blasted menace most days, and always putting on airs.

There's only one of them I can stand, and that's because she's too damned stubborn to take no for an answer.